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Přišla paní k lékaři - modrá, zelená, zbitá.
"Co se vám stalo, paní?"
"Když se muž vrátí napitý z hospody, pokaždé mě takhle zmlátí. Co mám dělat?"
"Udělejte si heřmánkový čaj a když se vrátí muž z hospody, kloktejte. A po týdnu se ukažte."
Po týdnu přijde paní k lékaři, žádné stopy po pranici. "Zabralo to, nezmlátil mne."
"Já to věděl!" říká lékař, "stačilo držet hubu..."

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