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Jestli přemýšlíte, co během sexu rozhodně nemáte říkat, zde máte stručný přehled 33 hlášek, kterých byste se měli vyvarovat.

  1. Každý muž vypadá nahý směšně.
  2. A to jsi mě vzbudila jen kvůli "tomu"?
  3. Říkal jsem ti, že jsem přinesl videokameru?
  4. Necítíš, jako by se něco pálilo?
  5. Zkus dýchat pro změnu nosem!
  6. Miláčku, zamkl jsi zadní dveře?
  7. Pospěš si, tohle je hodinový hotel.
  8. Můžeš mi podat ovladač na televizi?
  9. Slečno, berete taky stravenky?
  10. S banánem v ruce. Ukážu ti něco, co jsem viděl v zoo.
  11. Prosím tě, opatrně, ať mi nesmažeš make-up.
  12. Doufám, že budeš stejně pěkná, až vystřízlivím!
  13. Chci dítě.
  14. Nemáš acylpyrin? Nebo jinou antikoncepci?
  15. Máš nějaké předplacené kanály na kabelové televizi?
  16. Všiml sis, že bychom měli zase vymalovat strop?
  17. Ty jseš tak dobrá, že by ses tím mohla živit.
  18. Škoda že není sobota večer a nehraje nám Nova.
  19. Kdy že to má začít být příjemné?
  20. Nevíš, jestli jsem si dnes vzala pilulku?
  21. Určitě si jseš jistá, že se odněkud neznáme?
  22. Doufám, že ta louže je z vodní postele...
  23. Říkal jsem ti to, že to bez baterek nebude fungovat.
  24. Na tomhle polštáři spí vždycky moje kočka.
  25. Už jsem ti říkal, že v týhle posteli umřela teta Anna?
  26. S více lidma by určitě byla větší legrace...
  27. Jsi skoro stejně dobrá jako moje bývalá...
  28. Jaký tampón?
  29. Uvažovala jsi někdy o liposukci?
  30. Co bude k snídani?
  31. Povídala jsem ti o své transsexuální operaci?
  32. Kdy chceš přijít k našim na oběd?
  33. Potichu, matka má lehké spaní.
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