Odvaha a bystrost

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Profesor stojí nad pitevním stolem, na němž leží přikrytá mrtvola a okolo něj stojí studenti a profesor říká: "Na doktořině jsou nejdůležitější dvě věci. Za prvé: odvaha." Profesor odkryje igelit, strčí mrtvole prst do análu, vytáhne ho a olízne. "Tak například já. Strčil jsem do mrtvoly prst a olízl jsem. A co vy?" Studenti se na sebe podívají a neochotně strčí taktéž do mrtvoly prst a olíznou si ho. "No a za druhé: bystrost. Například já jsem do mrtvoly strčil prostředník a olízl jsem si ukazovák. A co vy?"

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